...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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