Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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