those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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