I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
do herpes really smell.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
