She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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