So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
