I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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