You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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