ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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