Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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