so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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