In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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