Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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