So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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