i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
