I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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