thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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