She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
