I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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