doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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