We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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