The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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