My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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