I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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