you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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