I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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