Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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