Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we made out on top of his cat.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
