i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
