So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
