do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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