we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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