Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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