I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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