Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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