I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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