So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
