READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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