I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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