But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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