I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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