what if I'm pregnant?
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How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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