I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Jerry, you need to find god
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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