How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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