I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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