He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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