they need to just BURY HIM!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
then he tried to convert me to islam
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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