His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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