: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize