their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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