Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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