Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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