Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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