Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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