.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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