Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
