Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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