The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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