I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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