"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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