Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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