I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
